And then they went to the backyard and trimmed the grapevine.
That's the trick to getting guys interested in chores; let them use really sharp manly tools.

But refer to it as a weapon. Clearly indicate who the enemy is. In this case, it was the vines. The vines that had no fruit on them.

Then suggest the use of a ladder.

And act nervous when they choose to sit on the roof...
Thanks Max.

Thanks Drew.