"Clint, you know when you took my laptop to church on Sunday ...

... there was a DVD in there. Munich. It's two days late, do you know where you put it?"
"Uh yeah. I left it at church."
We don't have a church. We meet in a local elementary school gym on Sunday mornings.
"You left it in the gym?"
"Yeah. I think so."
"Wha? Like on the floor or what?"
"Uh, no. Probably on the cart where we had the laptop. It's probably locked away in the storage room. Calm down. What's your problem?"
"Do you know where the cord is?"
"No. Last time I saw it is was in the truck. I told you on Sunday."
"Who's truck? Yours or mine?"
"I don't know. Calm down."
"I am calm. I just want you to one - ask first before you borrow something of mine. And two - return everything to it's original location."
"I needed it for church. Don't you get it. We were in trouble. It. was. for. church. Calm down."

Only 5 more days til he takes his 'calm downs' to camp for the summer.