Or use these words in a post: breast, Alphagetti, tyranny or stentorian.
So, because I love her, I will refrain from talking about my breasts. But I can't guarantee I'll be able to omit those other words from my vocabulary.
And about The Office? I'll still blog about it. Because, duh? It's only the thing that I live for all week. But I'll use WHITE text. So no one can see it unless they highlight it.
Look> Holy cow! Wasn't last Thursday's episode awesome? I'm SO not sick of Jim and Pam being all cute and lovey dovey. I loved their date on the roof. I loved their prank on Dwight. My favorite parts? The "Take a Chance on Me" performance by Andy. And the way Jim owned up to mocking Andy at the beginning. And the way Pam compassionately made the computer tell Dwight that he was the winner. I think Michael is heading for a massive break down that will likely involve Jan. I like this season so much better than season 3.
And now, inspiration for those of you wondering how to woo someone ... THIS is classic!