Cutie Pies

This is Jason.
He is my cousin John's oldest son.
John is my uncle John's oldest son.
The John's live in Germany.
Jason lives in Greendale, next door to my cousin Val and her husband John.
Except, John and Val now live in Germany.
Coincidentally, in the same town as my cousin John.
If you're keeping track, that would be three Johns in Germany.
Likely there are many more but I don't know them.

Meet Vanessa.
She is Jason's friend.
She is also John and Val's daughter, Vanessa's friend.
Yes, that's right. Vanessa is friends with Vanessa.

Mennonites have about 6 names that we like to use over and over again.