Monday, March 17, 2014

Violent Sneezes

Wow. I haven't felt this crappy, in, uh, weeks.
Exactly 4 weeks.
I missed my book club meeting last month because of the stomach flu. And I'm missing tonight because of this chest/head cold.

A sad puppy am I.
Miserable, actually.

Despite my eyeballs being ON FIRE, I've been reading.
Finished another one:

And this one?
Had me laughing.
Although, it could've been the expired cold meds that had me abit punchy.

This book?
Reminds me of The Big Bang Theory - or "Sheldon Looks For A Wife".
So funny.
And insightful.

“Asperger's isn't a fault. It's a variant. It's potentially a major advantage.” 

“Restaurants are minefields for the socially inept” 

“But I’m not good at understanding what other people want.’
‘Tell me something I don’t know,’ said Rosie for no obvious reason.
I quickly searched my mind for an interesting fact. 
‘Ahhh…The testicles of drone bees and wasp spiders explode during sex.” 

“I need not be visibly odd. I could engage in the protocols that others followed and move undetected among them. And how could I be sure that other people were not doing the same - playing the game to be accepted but suspecting all the time that they were different?” 

I'd recommend it.

Also, I found this really funny this morning; a video of two dads who experience simulated labor pains. 

Again, it might be these meds. Which expired last fall. 

K. That's it. 

I need a nap.

Happy St. Patrick's Day. 

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