I like this one soooooo much better. Can we use this one instead. It's got Jennnniiifffuuuurrr in it, and that's why I like it. Hey, got an idea. Let's use Jennifer's face, and pretend it's mine. I don't go out in public much. That would work. And she's so smart. Only problem with that is, whey she gets published -- WHICH WILL HAPPEN -- everyone will think that I'm her pseudonym.
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I like this one soooooo much better. Can we use this one instead. It's got Jennnniiifffuuuurrr in it, and that's why I like it. Hey, got an idea. Let's use Jennifer's face, and pretend it's mine. I don't go out in public much. That would work. And she's so smart. Only problem with that is, whey she gets published -- WHICH WILL HAPPEN -- everyone will think that I'm her pseudonym.
Again, I will use the 3-year-old's Word Du Jour. FARTFACE. Don't be mean to Christine, you -- Christine -- yeah, I'm talking to you.
That's a great camera, Jane. Don't chance breaking it by taking photos of icky scary weird people. (Like me.)
I gotta write something before I can be published, guys.
And by the way, STOP BEING SO NICE TO ME. You make me itch. Say something mean and then I can feel better about myself.
xoxo jennnnniiiiffffuuuuurrrrr
Hee, hee. Fartface. I like that one.
sincerely yours,
Fartface.
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