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Driving to work, I passed under a light post seconds after a crow landed on it. He was using said light post as a toilet cuz wholley hannah the crap that splooshed on my front windshield was the size of a dinner plate.
Do you have any idea how nauseating it is to see the underside of bird shit? I think I saw some Rice Krispies.
Gag.
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