Three things I'm thankful for:
1. All the turkeys out there who sacrificed their lives for us, selflessly allowing us to douse them in gravy and eat them with mashed potatoes.
2. Moms who roast TWO turkeys ensuring there'd be lots of leftovers.
3. Reruns on TV, so that people with Alzheimers can be filled with joy as they watch their favorite shows over and over again.