Well, Maureen noted, on the cruise, that at times, us Dots blurted out 140 character declarations as well. Especially those of us who attended any type of health seminar:
- John Wayne's colon weighed 72 pounds when he died.
- Elvis Presley's weighed 56 pounds.
- 95% of all diseases start in the colon.
- It takes your liver 18 months to filter out the toxins from one can of diet pop.
- I stroked Shelly's leg with my toe because Rose was snoring so loud.
- You should hear her vomit. It's like a little cough.
- I didn't put underwear on yesterday.
- To restore your PH balance you should bathe in algae/seaweed. Every night for one year.
- These pole dancing photos? Better not end up on facebook.
- I should have brought ear muffs.
- I always thought it was called the penis flower. It's not?
- And my favorite, uttered on the last morning, about an hour before we disembarked: "Why didn't you set your big suitcase out in the hallway?" "It's not mine. I thought it was yours." (Turns out they had someone else's luggage in their room THE ENTIRE CRUISE. Which means some unknown cruiser endured a 4 night cruise without their things.)
There were so, so, many interesting statements and comedic moments. If I the technology would have been available, (a phone with a keypad and a reliable internet connection) you just know I would have tweeted the tantalizingly bits.
Three things I'm thankful for:
1. Laughter
2. Friends
3. Birthdays
Shalom,
1 comment:
Really? It weighed 56 pounds? And what the heck is a penis flower?! No more sodas. Thanks for sharing the laughter Jane - great post - sounds like an amazing holiday! I'd write more but I'm going to buy some algae!
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