Saturday, February 7, 2009

Extremely Well Envoweled

That is true of my name and of most of my Scrabble games.

Check out this site.
Enter your name.
Based on the alphabetness of your name, certain observations will be made.
These are mine:

54% of the letters in your name are vowels. Of one million first and last names we looked at, 1.8% have a higher vowel make-up. This means you are extremely well envoweled.

People with this first name are probably: Female. So, you are constantly overcharged for beauty products.

Origin of first name: Hebrew - Meaning: Gracious, Merciful

Your personal power animal is the Blue Tit

Your 'Numerology' number is 8. You are motivated by material success and have an aptitude for business, managerial and financial matters. This comes through your uncommon discipline and persistence.

According to the US Census Bureau°, 0.25% of US residents have the first name 'Jane' and fewer than 0.001% share your surname. The US has around 300 million residents, so we guesstimate there is only 1 American who has the same name as you.

What is a Blue Tit? I'm assuming it's not cold boobies.
Secondly, I am not motivated by material success. I am motivated by sheer responsibility to keep myself and my kids housed and fed. And, hello? I am the most undisciplined person on the planet. Just look at me.

But I like the comment regarding my vowel laden name. On Friday I got a call at work, where I was to sign up for a free ministry resource. He asked me to spell my name and I thought I was doing it slowly, but he said, "Whoa, you have to repeat that. I got lost in the vowels at the end."
And I said, "I know. I am extremely well envoweled."

He was speechless after that.


ramblin'andie said...

I think a blue tit is a bird?

Acoording to this site, I'm a Man's Woman. Reminds me of the time I went to Crazy Bobs and he told me I was "loaded for bear". uh. Okay.

Shannon said...

I like my results... Except maybe for the hyena part. But I mean, I don't know that it's inaccurate...

Origin: Celtic
Meaning: Wise One

3 Things You Didn't Know:

1. Your personal power animal is the Aardwolf Hyena

2. Your 'Numerology' number is 4. If it wasn't bulls**t, it would mean that you are practical, tenacious, traditional, and serious. You are well organised and have a strong work ethic.

3. According to the US Census Bureau°, 0.215% of US residents have your first name and 0.0001% have your surname. The US has around 300 million residents, so we guesstimate there are 1 Americans who go by your name.

Anonymous said...

Origin: Hmm, we're still working on that.
Animal: Yellow bellied weasel (that's just rude!)

WHAT? I'm rewriting this for you douchebags (ha ha Jane)
Origin: 9th month of the year
Animal: Leo the Lion. No, uh, something princessy. Unicorn!


raych said...

*dies laughing*

Extremely well-envoweled, Jane?

Loaded for bear, Andie?

I think I just peed a little.