Extremely Well Envoweled

That is true of my name and of most of my Scrabble games.

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54% of the letters in your name are vowels. Of one million first and last names we looked at, 1.8% have a higher vowel make-up. This means you are extremely well envoweled.


People with this first name are probably: Female. So, you are constantly overcharged for beauty products.

Origin of first name: Hebrew - Meaning: Gracious, Merciful


Your personal power animal is the Blue Tit

Your 'Numerology' number is 8. You are motivated by material success and have an aptitude for business, managerial and financial matters. This comes through your uncommon discipline and persistence.

According to the US Census Bureau°, 0.25% of US residents have the first name 'Jane' and fewer than 0.001% share your surname. The US has around 300 million residents, so we guesstimate there is only 1 American who has the same name as you.

What is a Blue Tit? I'm assuming it's not cold boobies.
Secondly, I am not motivated by material success. I am motivated by sheer responsibility to keep myself and my kids housed and fed. And, hello? I am the most undisciplined person on the planet. Just look at me.

But I like the comment regarding my vowel laden name. On Friday I got a call at work, where I was to sign up for a free ministry resource. He asked me to spell my name and I thought I was doing it slowly, but he said, "Whoa, you have to repeat that. I got lost in the vowels at the end."
And I said, "I know. I am extremely well envoweled."

Hahahah.
He was speechless after that.