Tuesday, July 27, 2010

A funny...

A woman and a baby were in  the doctor's examining room, waiting for the  doctor to come in for the baby's first  exam.
The doctor arrived, and  examined the baby, checked his weight, and  being a little concerned, asked if the baby was  breast-fed or bottle-fed. 

'Breast-fed,'  she replied..
'Well, strip down  to your waist,' the doctor  ordered.

She did. He pinched her  nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both  breasts for a while in a very professional and  detailed examination.

Motioning  to her to get dressed, the doctor said,
'No  wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have  any milk.'

I know,' she  said, 'I'm his Grandma,

But  I'm glad I came. 

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